I got to see the whole Avatar: the Last Airbender series with my boyfriend, and then we started to watch Jackie Chan Adventures. We both have seen that one when we were younger and it still doesn't get old. Neither do they!
No. Uncle slaps Uncle in the face with his fingers, then says, "AIIEE-YAAAHHHH!!! You raise terrible nephew! Look at him! Scrawny like mouse! Nothing like Jackie! Feed him Fermented Beetle Larva! Is good protein! ...One more thing! Teach him Kung Fu! It is best defense! Whole body becomes a secret weapon! ...One more thing! Use garlic in tea; is good for hygene. One MORE thing! Never question Uncle! Hat-cha!" Yeah. That's probably how it would go.